One of the lesser known traditions of the playoffs is for the weaker-faced players to do their best to catch up. I’m talking about the whole playoff beard issue which I’ve mentioned a few days ago. For now, I fall under this category, so I grabbed the nearest Just For Men and went to town on my face. It’s been done before. See below.
In retrospect, for any dyeing application to properly adhere, you need a decent amount of foliage in the first place. So as it is right now, I managed to dye the lower half of my face in a rich brown-black. Awesome. In my ideal world, all males regardless of age or genetic background are all born full mustaches. Picture Tom Selleck. Everywhere.
All For Now,
P.S. My guide for doing laundry http://www.cracked.com/funny-7237-laundry/